Tuesday, June 3, 2025

White Rabbit Story - June 2025

 

I Am Always Hungry; I Must Always Be Fed 

 

 This morning when I woke up, my smartphone had a mouth.

The device was where I always left it at night – on a small custom-made stand on my bedside cabinet, the charging cable trailing to the wall socket. Where the screen used to be, there was a pair of thin, gaping lips, two rows of small white teeth, and a fat, wet tongue. At first, I thought the mouth was open in a silent scream. Then I realised it might simply be hungry.

I got dressed quickly, not bothering to shower, all the while trying not to glance at the thing on the bedside cabinet. It didn’t have any eyes but I could feel it watching me. I’m not quite sure how that works, but not much of this situation made any kind of sense.

                Downstairs, I fed the mouth a spoonful of my breakfast cereal – the expensive stuff I like but can’t afford to buy very often. The mouth closed and slowly began to chew. After a short while, it stopped chewing and opened again, as if on a hinge.

                I wasn’t quite sure what to do next, so I started washing the dishes and putting away the crockery and utensils, pretending that this was just another normal day.

                Later that morning, as I sat in front of the muted television, trying to come to terms with this new reality, the smartphone began to slap its lips. It was a horrible sound, a thick, wet smacking that began to irritate me. I ignored it for as long as I could but it didn’t take long before I needed to do something.

                I picked up the smartphone and looked closely at the mouth, inspecting it properly for the first time. The tongue was fat and pale; the lips were working away as if it were some kind of nightmarish battery-powered children’s toy.

I went through into the kitchen and opened a bag of popcorn. Cheap stuff, a couple of months past its sell-by date. I didn’t think the smartphone would mind.

                Back in front of the television, I flicked popcorn idly into the open mouth, watching in silence as it wolfed down the snack.

                In hardly any time at all, it had consumed the whole bag.

                The meal kept it quiet for a while, but eventually it began to make more sounds – a weird, inchoate whining, as if it were trying to formulate language and speak to me. Panic gripped me. The last thing I wanted was for this thing to start spewing out words.

                I went back to the kitchen to look for more food.

                It was the end of the month. Pay day wasn’t until another few days. The cupboards were poorly stocked. The fridge was near empty. I managed to grab a few things: stale bread, half a tin of baked beans, a couple of raw sausages. Not enough to satiate the smartphone but, I hoped, enough to keep it quiet for a while.

                Now, as I sit here writing it all down, I can hear the smartphone singing. This has been going on for hours. Its song is wordless; it is a song of perpetual hunger.

                I’ve stuffed it with every edible scrap I have in the house, but it isn’t enough. It won’t ever be enough.

The smartphone hungers for something else; something I’m not sure I even have left to give. A thing that I probably ran out of years ago, after a lifetime of watching screens, and having them watch me back: the television that acted as a babysitter when I was a child, the screens of the videogames that stole my teenage years, cinema screens, computer screens…and now this, a smartphone with a mouth and a terrible agenda of its own.

But I have no choice. I must try to feed it or this horrible song might never end. The secret song that plays behind the screen – behind all the screens in the world.

                I have no choice at all.

                Because the mouth is hungry; it must be fed.

 

 

© Gary McMahon,

3 June 2025

 

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